crossing continents

An Aussie and a Filipina we met on mafia wars
seas and continents dividing us we defied all natures laws

the more we spoke our words grew fonder
and after time our love grew stronger

thrilling me, surprising me, exciting me, enticing me
i gave up all to meet u

beautiful, loyal, intelligent and kind
night and day you'd greet me

learning, laughing, sharing, loving
together every day

teaching me, caring for me, loving me
teachin me the filipina way

we're not without our problems and our faults are many
but one i'd rather grow old with i can't think of any

I promise to love, respect and honour u all my life
Avic, please make me the happiest man on earth and be my wife...

by Garry Norris

the safecracker and her wheelman

it all started in mafia wars... garry used to tease and entice me jokingly about running away with him for a week of no consequence which i answered with an LOL. the week turned into four months and not without consequence for the mafia wheelman ended up marrying his safecracker...

not bad at all...

i am a multi-awarded individual... i have received numerous awards and recognition for amount of effort done (in games, that is... coz in real life i suck, lol..) but there are particular awards that make me really proud. to wit:

DISH DESTROYER AWARD- for spoiling 4 dishes
CAPTAIN CURDLER AWARD - for spoiling 16 dishes
SUPREME SPOILER AWARD - for spoiling 32 dishes
DELISH DEVASTATOR AWARD - for spoiling 64 dishes
FUMING FOREPERSON AWARD- for firing 7 different friends as waiters
KING OF COMPOST AWARD- by harvesting crops fertilized by neighbors
LORD OF THE PLOW AWARD- earned by using the tractor to plow 10,000 plots
SET THEM UP FOR LATER AWARD - earned by losing 10 fights in a row

this one is my favorite though...

CRACKED AWARD - by opening 75 eggs

the waiting game

i am playing the waiting game...

waiting.. waiting.. waiting...

for energy to refill...
for energy pack...
for stamina to refill...
for light to turn green...
for pastries to cook... ooops, burned them again. waited too long...
for grapes to ripe so i can have them barreled, lol...
for answers...
for messages...
for calls...
for light to turn green.. its turned gray again..
for crops to ripen for harvest...
for something to smile about...
for light to turn green...
for morning...
for evening...
for rain...
for light to turn green... funny bout that green light, i used to be able to know when its gonna turn green... keeps turning gray...
to collect 350 coins, lol...
to live... (guess i better start getting on to it)
for sleep to come...

tick-tock... tick-tock... i will probably feel better in the morning...