i am a multi-awarded individual... i have received numerous awards and recognition for amount of effort done (in games, that is... coz in real life i suck, lol..) but there are particular awards that make me really proud. to wit:
DISH DESTROYER AWARD- for spoiling 4 dishes
CAPTAIN CURDLER AWARD - for spoiling 16 dishes
SUPREME SPOILER AWARD - for spoiling 32 dishes
DELISH DEVASTATOR AWARD - for spoiling 64 dishes
FUMING FOREPERSON AWARD- for firing 7 different friends as waiters
KING OF COMPOST AWARD- by harvesting crops fertilized by neighbors
LORD OF THE PLOW AWARD- earned by using the tractor to plow 10,000 plots
SET THEM UP FOR LATER AWARD - earned by losing 10 fights in a row
this one is my favorite though...
CRACKED AWARD - by opening 75 eggs
About Me
- a certified nut
- growing up as the only child in a family full of adults, the only playmate i had was a black & white Great Dane who followed me around wherever i went. she wasn't much of a talker so i pretty much talked to myself.
baobab
Legend says that when the Baobab was planted by God, it kept walking and would not stay still, so God pulled it out of the earth and re-planted it upside down which is why they look as if they have their roots sticking up into the air. Whatever blooms from the Baobab tree is given back to the earth because the mighty tree never forgets its roots...
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