i should've kept all the materials request forms submitted by our project foreman and painters. i could've put them all in an album so i can look at them whenever i need a smile. or for reference, in case i want something renovated or constructed.
imagine sending this list by fax to a hardware:
tintin color (sometimes tinking color)
laquer futty (sometimes laquer fatty)
tape lone tape
pinching nails # 3
1 quark tiner
maski tape
sandy paper #200
bebi roller
1 gallon litex
epoxy frimer (or epoxy firmer)
splatwal enamel
akritekscas
polyuretrain varnis
lid primer
fatching compound (or fetching compound)
palsolax glasing fatty
simi glass enamel
die wire
fly bord / plybrode
ambrela nile
tokskrow
expansion volt
electring tape
1 sack elfsand
but the best list i got was this particular reimbursement request which read:
floorwax..............................68.00
walis tambo(broom).................35.00
cleanser...............................18.00
detergent.............................24.00
poem..................................11.00
poem? what the hell is this reimbursement for a poem for? have i even heard it? i never knew our maintenance person had this talent for literature. and she was charging me for something she had written. it turned out that this "poem" was actually "foam" -- for washing dishes.
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2 comments:
Ay! Pareho ata foreman natin! =)
Yung sa akin naman:
halow blacks
selant
tengteng color
tekskrow
at marami pang iba! =)
pag nagsa-submit sila ng request, talagang ang saya dito sa office.
teka, baka nga iisa ang foreman natin, ah!
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