19 May 2007

who's for lunch?

break periods at the office is almost always fun, except for instances when we have to rush something and do lunch by shifting. but most of the time, it's a jamboree from start to finish.



our conversations would range from political candidates to political ad campaigns to tv advertisements to showbiz personalities to office anecdotes. we never run out of topics for during pensive moments, we talk about ourselves instead. at times it feels as if break times were meant for laughs and eating just an alibi.

try one of our sessions:

"has anyone else seen Isko's half-naked election poster? i took his pic a few days later during their rally."

"that's baaaaaddd...! you have a crush on him. or stalking him."

"...am not!"

"what about the ad of Cesar with his daughter singing si Montano, sa senado..."

"Ruffa's daughter Loren saying 'nyaaah...nyaahhh... nyaaah...' in a Nido ad. they spoofed that in Bubble Gang."

"Ruffa, i see her a lot on tv ads."

"and Gretchen."

"Claudine is looking more like Marjorie these days..."

"saw Loren's "pensive' expression in her tv ad?"

"what was that all about, anyway?"

"Manny is dancing and carrying kangkong!"

"and a sack of rice, too."

"who's voting for Richard?"

"Anjo is running again."

"i like Fred Lim. i'm voting for him."

"Loren appeared in Markova."

"she was nominated for best actress."

"whaa..?!?"

"Dolphy served her minatamis na kamote in their interview scene."

"the movie of Jeffrey 'Radyo' is okay. nice cinematography."

"Ruffa Mae ate hammed human leg at the last scene."

"Kris was nominated for best actress in a massacre movie... her shouting scenes were flashed onscreen."

"Gina for Shake Rattle and Roll. she was trying to shoo the manananggal away with a stick, hahaha!"

"who was that child who played as Gina's son?"

"that was IC..."

"i liked Ai-Ai's performance."

"the Best Shake Rattle and roll was the first."

"yeah, with the manananggal and the refrigerator that eats people."

"have you seen George's movies? kissing scenes are so grose! he could eat you alive."

"why do movie villains always look dirty and bearded?"

"my husband looks like a movie goon--Dante Varona."

"the one who jumped off the San Juanico Bridge.."

"Dante Varona and Chanda Romero..."

"ha... ha... ha..."

"why do villains always say modus operandi or epektus or shipment? everyone knows they're doing something illegal already, right?"

"tagalog films always have a dance scene..."

"yeah, at the beach."

"Lito shoots two villains with one bullet. he divided it in half with a balisong."

"the movie was Julio Valiente."

"he's running for mayor in Makati."

"horror movies always has a haunted house. either they went there for a vacation or somebody inherited it."

"action movies has the hero shooting while flying sideways..."

"before killing each other, they talk and make confessions, too."

"with a wall between them..."

"always have a beerhouse scene. and a sexy dancer."

"Victor Wood is running for senator."

"weren't he linked with Madam Auring before?"

"now it's Archie..."

"saw an interview of Madam Auring saying she was pregnant. she craved for green mangoes, hahaha!"

"a later interview had her saying she had a miscarriage. how old is she, really?"

"probably 70."

"saw a video footage of Madam's visit to Bataan i think. to archie's family. she looked older than Archie's mom. she could even be Archie's mom's mom."

"she said she was 39. her eldest son is 35, that means she became a mom at 4."

"let's watch Shrek 3 next Friday!"

"is it showing? i haven't even seen Spiderman 3."

"is it showing in Glorietta?"

"yeah. let's all go see it."

"i can probably use my electronic gift certificate at last. let's eat at Max's..."